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·    Products

  Trog ManWhat are Trogs made of?

Trogs are made of hypoallergenic rubber compounds. 

Trog Man What products do you offer? 

We offer Trog lanyards, Trog eyeglass cords, Trog key chains, and Trog zipper attachments.

Trog Man  Do Trogs stretch?

You betcha Trogs stretch. These puppies are comfortable, flexible and sturdy. 

Trog Man  Do Trogs fade?

Nope, Trogs keep their color and shape. 

Trog Man  Does the keychain include a carabiner?

Yup, when you get your Trog, you’ll be ready to style those keys. 

Trog Man  How many medallions do I get?

You get two with the Trog lanyards. You get one with the Trog key chains, Trog eye glass attachments, and Trog zipper attachments. 

Trog Man  Can I pick my color?

If you can think of a color, chances are we have it. Pick your cord and medallion color. 

  

·    Warranty

Trog Man  My Trog broke. Can you help me?

Send it back within 30 days, proof of purchase, and all parts. A new Trog will be on it's way. 

 


·    Safety 

Trog Man  Is my Trog safe?

Of course. Trogs are to dumb to do anything hazardous. Besides, we pride ourselves on safety. 

Trog Man  Can Jack Bauer interrogate me using my Trog as a weapon?

Jack is very wise in the ways of interigation. He may very likely try to choke you for information using your Trog. When he grabs your Trog and it snaps off due to the new improved footballs, run like a madman being chased by wild bowling balls. Hopefully he won't catch you, shoot you and bust your fingers before shocking you and posioning you to death. At least you know, you won't die by Trog choking.

Trog Man  Can a Trog swim?

If you’re asking if your Trog can swim, you might be better off asking if you can swim first. Trogs are not to be used as a life support floatation device. 

Trog Man  What about choking hazards?

Can you choke on a Trog? Sure you can, but you can also choke on a soccer ball. We recomend keeping all foreign objects out of your mouth.

 

·    Shipping

Trog Man  How do you ship Trogs?

We put Trogs in a shipping envelope and send them USPS. If you prefer another way, please let us know. We will do all we can to accommodate you. 

Trog Man  How long will I have to wait for my de-evolution?

A lot of that depends on you. Some folks are closely related to Trogs already, others it takes time. If your family has a history of inbreeding and leaving auto transmissions in your only tub, you are closer than you realize. Hang in there and buy a bunch of Trogs.

 

 

·    Business

Trog Man  Who named these things Trog anyways?

We do know that the first Trog was invented by United Sunglass Appearal. Trogs evolved and grew from there.  USAonU is the rightful copyright owner of Trog and Trog related merchandise.  

Trog Man  How long have you been in business?

e-Werks | Trog resellers have been in business and running things since 1975 in some form and or fashion. We sell quality products for the average every day American. 

Trog Man  Can I invest in Trog shares?

The company who invented Trogs is called United Sunglass Appearal. If they do receive an IPO we will definately pass on the information. I wonder what their stock ticker would be? TROG maybe? Hmmm. 

Trog Man  How can I become a part of the Trog team?

We are always looking for distributors. Email us at distributor@lanyardsbytrog.com for more information or to set up a trog display at your location. 

Trog Man What is the best way to contact e-Werks | Trog resllers?

Email works best, but you can also call us at 1-866-981-6001

 


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The Trog name brand is becoming more than just a product. It is a trend!
"I teach 3rd grade. My students are required to wear safety lanyards with I.D. badges. My students love picking out their medallions as rewards. Thanks Trogs!
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"I use Trog lanyards, keychains, and eyeglass cords for rewards. My employees love them!"